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July 29th, 2014 at 9:07 am
That’s amazing to learn second language, but you can’t master it.
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July 29th, 2014 at 4:46 pm
Lol
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July 29th, 2014 at 2:18 pm
Only a teensy bit of a delayed reaction. Was he checking to make sure his wife wasn’t around before he laughed? Or, did it really just take that long for him to understand the joke?
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July 29th, 2014 at 4:47 pm
The truth? Its me the artist meta commenting on my own material because it’s not a great joke. Lol
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July 29th, 2014 at 4:48 pm
Hahahaha
Okay, well, now it is a great joke!!
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July 29th, 2014 at 5:31 pm
Lol thanks!
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July 30th, 2014 at 11:35 pm
Speaking from experience DJ?! lol
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August 1st, 2014 at 3:43 am
Probably, but, hard to say for sure.
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:03 pm
Sometimes DJ makes things up, it’s a medical condition
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:08 pm
It’s a mental condition…
That might amount to the same thing.
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:09 pm
he’s making that up, see?
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:19 pm
I only make up stuff 50% of the time. The other 50% I bluff. That’s completely different.
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:05 pm
What were we speaking about again?!
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:07 pm
I don’t know. This is usually where I nod my head and agree like I know what’s happening
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:09 pm
Ahaha! Have another drink!
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:11 pm
ha!
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:10 pm
Something about communicating with my wife…
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:11 pm
who?
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:18 pm
Who who? My wife? Or me? Or the discussion in general?
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Ummm…
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August 1st, 2014 at 6:19 pm
Am I on the wrong thread?
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August 4th, 2014 at 1:07 am
yes
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August 4th, 2014 at 2:27 pm
Okay. So, I went back and reread the thread, and somewhere I got sidetracked. Whoops.
But, I stand by my original statement – I’m almost always never telling the truth.
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:46 pm
I agree with DJ’s sidetracking. I aprove of this message.
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:47 pm
Hooray! I love when my tangents get official approval. I also like when my sines and cosines get approval…
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:48 pm
I love your cotangent tree – how did you get it to grow in that weather?
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:51 pm
I live in CA… so, illegal watering, of course.
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August 4th, 2014 at 11:55 pm
me too! Is it your day? calling 911
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August 5th, 2014 at 3:47 am
No, no, no. Not 911. They have an app for reporting water abusers now. That’s right, an app. Mind = blown.
But, it was my day, so no need to call in the water cops.
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:14 pm
the app is real? dont lie to me
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:15 pm
Not. Even. Joking.
I’d hang my head in shame at how far our humanity has fallen, but it was already hanging low to begin with.
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:18 pm
your head is low-hanging fruit
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:30 pm
More melon than fruit… but, that’s probably not an important distinction.
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:57 pm
you win the internet
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August 4th, 2014 at 2:50 am
ummmm??
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:45 pm
I don’t know what’s happening, but I commend DJ for sticking to his conviction that he doesn’t know what’s happening.
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August 4th, 2014 at 10:15 pm
Well now three of us don’t know what’s happening…that’s no good. Teach you’re supposed to know what’s going on!
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August 4th, 2014 at 11:56 pm
Teachers are supposed to LOOK LIKE they know.
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August 4th, 2014 at 11:58 pm
Ohhh now the secret’s out, so you don’t REALLY know…
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August 4th, 2014 at 11:59 pm
fake it til you make it. The whole trick is that kids think you know what’s going on. If they really knew our lack of real power, they would take over the classroom like a Mutiny on the Bounty
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August 5th, 2014 at 12:01 am
I truly believe that! Good call!
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:46 pm
Oh, I figured it out. Our conversation had split at some point… so, my comment was actually related to one of our other conversations… I was only slightly off. But, alas, I do not control the horizontal or the vertical…
Wait… do you know that reference?
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:48 pm
DJ always one-upping me with his jokes-within-jokes, circles of enigmas
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August 4th, 2014 at 7:50 pm
I’m not always one-upping you!! You bring the comics of awesomeness. I’m like twenty-down on those.
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August 4th, 2014 at 11:55 pm
I’m teasing. And I raise you an elephant and double-down on a cheetah
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August 5th, 2014 at 3:47 am
Woh woh woh. I didn’t know we were playing for those kind of stakes…
Okay, fine. I see your elephant, and I’ll match your double-downed cheetah, and I’ll raise you twenty-two swinging marmosettes. Boom.
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:14 pm
i’ll raise you a free-range marmot
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:15 pm
Tastes like chicken.
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:18 pm
mmm
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August 4th, 2014 at 10:16 pm
umm..
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August 5th, 2014 at 3:48 am
what??
Are you lost now?
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:15 pm
yes
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:16 pm
That’s okay. Being lost is more fun anyway.
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:18 pm
stop commenting so fast. youre becomeing zoe
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August 5th, 2014 at 7:30 pm
Sorry, sorry… Wait, no I’m not!
Buahahahahahahaha!
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August 5th, 2014 at 8:39 pm
always
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July 30th, 2014 at 11:34 pm
What do you mean second language?! Pft 😉
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July 31st, 2014 at 9:39 pm
Ha! Ha!
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July 31st, 2014 at 9:58 pm
😀 ❤
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July 20th, 2015 at 7:34 pm
Genius, Matt! All of them just so funny.
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July 20th, 2015 at 7:43 pm
Thanks!
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