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January 6th, 2014 at 1:17 am
Wow Mr. G. This comic is my favourite! 😉
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January 6th, 2014 at 1:21 am
LIES!
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January 6th, 2014 at 1:31 am
Never..
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January 6th, 2014 at 2:05 am
❤
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January 6th, 2014 at 3:40 am
😀
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January 6th, 2014 at 11:46 am
My favorite recent lie (aside from all the tap dancing I did to preserve the secrets of Santa and the Elf on the Shelf…) Yes, sweetheart, this IS your glow stick from the parade last night. Yes, I know it was purple and now it’s orange. But you see, well, the blue part of the glow stick isn’t as strong as the red part. So it fades first.
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January 6th, 2014 at 8:50 pm
Oh my god that’s brilliant! Lol!
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January 6th, 2014 at 8:58 pm
lol
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January 7th, 2014 at 5:39 am
Reminds me of the time I made minestrone for dinner. My then-6 yr old daughter skeptically held up a slice of yellow squash and asked what it was as her siblings waited anxiously to hear the answer. Knowing that I’d have a mutiny if I told her what it really was, I said “lemon.” She eyed it suspiciously, ate it and then said, “It didn’t taste like a lemon.” “Oh, that’s because it’s a soup lemon; it’s not sour like regular lemons.” All three kids looked at their bowls, shrugged and continued eating. Crisis averted! All hail the mighty soup lemon.
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January 9th, 2014 at 2:06 am
SOUP LEMON FOR THE WIN!!!
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January 6th, 2014 at 2:39 am
Such is the life….now, all children will forever be crushed if they ever come across this comic. (; Love it!
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January 6th, 2014 at 2:50 am
lets keep it a secret!
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January 6th, 2014 at 4:47 pm
Deal
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January 6th, 2014 at 4:22 am
It starts out with children, then adults. Before you know it, you’re wanted for tax evasion and have eight paternity suits pending. Save yourself, Matt, from this dastardly fate. My hypersonic future gunship’s better anyway. It has 90 blasters.
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January 6th, 2014 at 4:36 am
HAHAHA you always win!!!!
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January 6th, 2014 at 8:23 am
Honesty can be so painful sometimes…
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January 6th, 2014 at 8:46 am
True
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January 6th, 2014 at 3:08 pm
That’s not lying, that’s seeing the world in appropriately creative eyes, it is believing and honouring the world of the imagination. 🙂
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January 6th, 2014 at 8:50 pm
You are of course correct 🙂
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January 6th, 2014 at 9:59 pm
Sorry, it’s the pedant in me! 😉
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January 9th, 2014 at 2:05 am
i like pedants, but not pedos
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January 7th, 2014 at 5:40 am
All. The. Time.
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January 10th, 2014 at 2:52 am
You evil, evil person, you. Oh, wait. I do the same. It’s all about boosting self-confidence, and fostering creativity. I guess it’s all for the greater good, you saint, you.
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January 10th, 2014 at 7:08 pm
Those are all the things it is, in a nutshell. Well put 🙂
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January 29th, 2014 at 4:47 pm
It’s a rite of passage as adults to be able to lie to children…at least that’s how I explain it!
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January 29th, 2014 at 8:27 pm
Agreed! It’s a survival tactic too!
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January 30th, 2014 at 3:53 pm
Teachers have the capacity of having multiple favourites of things. It’s a teacher superpower. Even English teachers will agree with that. Grammatical correctness strictly does not apply.
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January 31st, 2014 at 1:17 am
It’s so true. Plurality transcends reality.
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