I thought it was a great idea, so I turned it into this – get ready to click, zoom, and use your horizontal scroll bar! When you’re done scrolling I want you to feel some of the exhaustion I feel teaching these little people!
It’s ridiculous! And the bleeding is usually smaller than a 1 mm papercut on a knuckle, with no actual bleeding, just a bit of redness. And they ALWAYS want a band-aid! Even for invisible cuts!
I’m totally laughing! A band-aid must always make things all better! I especially like cartoon ones..LOL Maybe you could keep a supply of invisible band-aids for those pesky invisible cuts?
Great stuff… the bleeding bit puzzled me for a while, but now I get it (from the comment above). It’s a tough job you’ve got! Thanks for sharing it in such a humorous way 🙂
OMG I’m crying now! So very funny and so very true!! I taught kindergarten for about 12 years and I think I’ve heard all of these (except maybe the chicken butt). I am honored that you turned my suggestion into one of your wonderful comics! Thanks for making my day 🙂
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Oh, yes! It’s quite easy. To embed a video, just type [ youtube=(https link) ]. I had to put spaces in between the command and bracket to avoid activation. It’s a little parlor trick I picked up from reading the text version my blog. Also, italics in comments can be achieved with an prefix and a suffix.
OK! Now, it has got me bound and determined. It’s the less then and a greater than symbols. Ha, WordPress! Try using that for code! Can’t do it, can you? I win.
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August 19th, 2013 at 1:45 am
Oh, that is great! Love the little quips of Chickenbutt and Underpants! Do you ever feel like Sister Mary Elephant?
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August 19th, 2013 at 1:56 am
Yes! Haha! But since they are cute little kids and not teenagers I don’t mind!
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August 19th, 2013 at 7:16 am
🙂 Yeah, I think I might have gone to a too extreme example considering the grade you teach.
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August 19th, 2013 at 9:54 am
no worries 🙂
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August 19th, 2013 at 1:46 am
That is so crazy funny! Outta the mouths of babes! Ouch..I’m bleeding..
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August 19th, 2013 at 1:58 am
It’s ridiculous! And the bleeding is usually smaller than a 1 mm papercut on a knuckle, with no actual bleeding, just a bit of redness. And they ALWAYS want a band-aid! Even for invisible cuts!
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August 19th, 2013 at 3:44 am
I’m totally laughing! A band-aid must always make things all better! I especially like cartoon ones..LOL Maybe you could keep a supply of invisible band-aids for those pesky invisible cuts?
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August 19th, 2013 at 3:47 am
That would probably work. Kids love magic.
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August 19th, 2013 at 3:53 am
that they do!
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August 19th, 2013 at 1:52 am
Love it!
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August 19th, 2013 at 1:58 am
😀
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August 19th, 2013 at 7:14 am
Great stuff… the bleeding bit puzzled me for a while, but now I get it (from the comment above). It’s a tough job you’ve got! Thanks for sharing it in such a humorous way 🙂
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August 19th, 2013 at 9:54 am
my pleasure!
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August 19th, 2013 at 10:20 am
Hahaha brilliant! Poor you though 😉
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August 19th, 2013 at 7:53 pm
ha! its not that bad in real life, this is a greatest hits lol
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August 19th, 2013 at 3:35 pm
OMG I’m crying now! So very funny and so very true!! I taught kindergarten for about 12 years and I think I’ve heard all of these (except maybe the chicken butt). I am honored that you turned my suggestion into one of your wonderful comics! Thanks for making my day 🙂
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August 19th, 2013 at 7:54 pm
my pleasure! thanks for the idea! chicken butt is very in right now!
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August 19th, 2013 at 7:58 pm
LOL
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August 19th, 2013 at 3:50 pm
[…] Matt took on my challenge! I was delighted to see this post in my inbox. Matt tries to capture those first moments in all their chaos and glory! Thanks so […]
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August 20th, 2013 at 12:40 am
I never turn down great ideas!
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August 19th, 2013 at 3:51 pm
I’m strangely reminded of this commercial:
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August 20th, 2013 at 12:36 am
First of all – I didn’t know you could put a video in comments! Technology! Also, I LOVE this and will pos it forthwith!
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August 20th, 2013 at 2:07 am
Oh, yes! It’s quite easy. To embed a video, just type [ youtube=(https link) ]. I had to put spaces in between the command and bracket to avoid activation. It’s a little parlor trick I picked up from reading the text version my blog. Also, italics in comments can be achieved with an prefix and a suffix.
Technology is great, when it works.
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August 20th, 2013 at 2:26 am
delish!
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August 20th, 2013 at 2:10 am
The spaces on the italics didn’t work. So, might be a better display of coding.
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August 20th, 2013 at 2:26 am
I’m still impressed
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August 20th, 2013 at 2:11 am
Huh, that’s strange. That didn’t work either. Regardless, it’s an “em” with an “/em” termination command in between a pair of “”.
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August 20th, 2013 at 2:26 am
A pair of “” he says
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August 20th, 2013 at 8:35 am
Sorry, a “”. Technology is also very fussy.
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August 26th, 2013 at 12:41 am
I prefer 5 {s
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August 20th, 2013 at 8:40 am
OK! Now, it has got me bound and determined. It’s the less then and a greater than symbols. Ha, WordPress! Try using that for code! Can’t do it, can you? I win.
Me: 1
Wordpress: 4
It’s a moral victory.
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August 26th, 2013 at 12:41 am
It’s the principal of the thing.
MISSPELLED ON PURPOSE Y’ALL
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August 19th, 2013 at 7:52 pm
Oh, and in kindergarten, Bandaids and icepacks are magical and can cure anything from a papercut to chicken pox to a broken heart 🙂
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August 19th, 2013 at 7:55 pm
that is the truth!
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August 20th, 2013 at 12:22 am
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September 1st, 2013 at 4:13 am
Cute enough – lol!
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September 1st, 2013 at 5:21 am
Thanks! 😀
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September 12th, 2013 at 12:30 am
Reblogged this on Things I have learned… and commented:
I value Kindergarten Teachers more every day! True but funny.
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September 12th, 2013 at 12:33 am
Thanks for the reblog! Yes, all of these are real quotes!
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September 12th, 2013 at 1:07 am
Cheers and thanks!
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September 12th, 2013 at 2:43 am
YAY!
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